It’s so dry right now in my little part of Rain Shadow, Virginia that even the blades of Japanese stilt grass are curling. When, last night, my husband decided, mid-sip, that we needed to stay off the aging deck or risk falling through it, all I could think was, “Oh good. That means I can stop watering the containers and let them die.”

We’re D2ing it in my part of the world. And that was seven days ago. Map from Just In Weather, a terrific weather site for MD/VA.
No rain means no water collection from the nine water barrels around the barn that provide ‘supplemental irrigation’ (me schlepping a watering can) to what is the majority of my garden. Sadly we don’t have pumped water in the one place where pumped water would be a damned good thing to have.
I’d dig an agricultural well, but I don’t have a spare $10K knocking around, or failing that, a long enough shovel. And I’m hesitant to water containers near the house at this point as my neighbor’s artesian well just dried up. Hence my bizarre enthusiasm for a condemned deck.

My garden can deal with high temps, but high temps and no rain for weeks is brutal.
Meanwhile, there are so many weeds growing on sandbars in the creek bed and so little actual water, that the ducks, minnows, tadpoles, crayfish and two pissed off water snakes are all sharing a tiny pool under the bridge all day long. They’re the fastest and smartest tadpoles east of the Mississippi.
It is – as they say – what it is. And I lay out what it is here not to gain sympathy, elicit cries of “It’s only getting worse!” or incur righteous wrath over my plant choices – as many of them are drought tolerant. But ‘drought tolerant’ rarely means ‘gorgeous under stress’ unless you are a Joshua tree bathed in full summer sunlight – something my stream valley is also unable to offer.
Then why am I whining about the dry conditions? There’s an interesting thing that happened to my attitude once I decided that lush beauty was out the window and detached observation was the only thing left to me. I thought I’d share them.

It is tough to see this viburnum look like this in September….

When it’s supposed to look like this.
This is an opportunity to see which plants (and which plants with smart planting techniques) can roll with the punches. It’s certainly not the driest it’s ever been – it’s just the driest I’ve seen it – and the September temperature records we keep breaking by a degree or by a single minute date all the way back to 1881 and 1898.
Here’s what I’m observing with some of my plants, transcribed from voice notes from a mid-day death march around my Zone 6b, Northern Virginia garden. It’s amusing how long, involved and articulate the notes are as I start, and how I can hardly get words out by the end. I’m lucky I made it back in the house alive. It’s currently 96F/35C at 4.30 on Wednesday afternoon. I can’t imagine how hot it is at the top of the lane in asphalt-ville.
And yes, I know you Texans are rolling your eyes, but feel free to tell me just how far back in your head they’re rolling in the comments below.
My long hügelkultur bed has proved its worth on another level, keeping many of my tropical plants like Curcuma and Ensete in decent shape without supplemental water. The difference has been especially obvious because I have tropicals planted in other amended but relatively flat beds that look terrible because I’m not watering them. The hügelkultur I put in seven years ago was meant to use biomass, direct groundwater, and provide deep root runs for my plants. It’s cool to see it acting as a slow-release sponge, though I assume, all sponges dry up at some point. [Long pause] Man it’s hot out here.

It’s hard to believe that I haven’t watered either of these since they were planted in June, but it’s true. The paler color in the leaves of the Ensete is telling me how stressed they are.
Several MockTrops [my term for tropical-looking non-tropicals in my book Tropical Plants and How to Love Them], are taking the heat and drought on the chin and looking great. Tetrapanax papirifera [rice paper plant] is top of the list, as well as Ficus carica [edible fig] and Ficus johannis Afghanistanica ‘Silver Lyre’ [Afghan fig]. At least I think that’s what the last one is as I got it in a plant swap.

This Curcuma is showing stress with curled leaves – the Tetrapanax looks like it was born for this.

This is a fun little ficus that took me by surprise as it’s in almost full shade. Possibly ‘Silver Lyre’
I am more in love with Miscanthus sinensis ‘Morning Light’ than I have ever been. Seriously lightening the mood around here.
I admire the resiliency of Hydrangea paniculata species, which dejectedly hang their leaves every day, all day, but recover their posture at night. And they haven’t sacrificed the flowers yet. H. quercifolia are even better, having bloomed earlier, dried those blooms in situ, and are starting to add color to foliage with the dry conditions. Wouldn’t give either up. H. macrophylla? Between winter, drought, and deer, the heartbreak is just too heartbreaking.

It doesn’t look great, but points for hanging on. ‘Baby Lace’ H. paniculata
Verbena bonariensis is possibly my favorite self-reliant self-seeder that looks like a chic designer showed up here at some point. Looks like it’s been waiting all year for this weather, but it also looks like that when we get normal rainfall too. I need to throw a lot more of those seeds in a month or so.

I love the way it looks in scrubby spots, but I can never get a decent photo of it.
Aralia cordata ‘Sun King’ is a bright, happy spark – puts the dried up hostas under it to shame.

And yes, I know I could preen that hosta, but I’ve lost the will to live. This post is about what can cope without preening.
Geranium macrorrhizum may be deer resistant and drought resistant, but it ain’t resistant to looking tired when the rain stops falling.
Ditto Brunnera macrophylla – I’ll always grow both though. I’m not winning any beauty contests myself, but I’m still walking.
Foliage over flower when it comes to containers – particularly in the shade. I couldn’t be happier with some of these tropical combinations.

And when you can’t be bothered to combine, and need a one-and-done? Carex ‘Feather Falls’ is ridiculously tolerant of drought – this one in terracotta no less – far away from any hose. Still a juvenile, put in this year.
I’m sure there are plants that look as good as variegated Solomon’s seal in either really moist or really dry conditions, but I can’t think of any right now. Those tough little rhizomes are something else.

They’re somewhat bleached in the sun, but they aren’t burnt, and they’re moving toward their rich yellow fall color. Great plant. Period.
I’d forgotten how drought tolerant rhizomatous begonias are. Result.

Jurassic Snowfall is a real stunner this year.
Epimedium. That is all. [pause] Actually that’s not all. Epimedium and Rohdea. More of both please.

Epimedium and Rohdea japonica may not look amazing, but they don’t look parched. And that’s the point.
Sedum. [long pause] Ditto.

The lovely ‘Pillow Talk’ sedum – a little crowded, but doing well.
Ligustrum ‘Sunshine’ [another long pause, words were obviously beginning to fail me]. Remarkably untouched by this hellscape.

Ligustrum ‘Sunshine’ is a beast, but it’s a drought tolerant beast.
Marianne We have had the oppisite to you almost almost a year with constant rain the countries a mess and we have elections to boot! My tropical garden got hit Will have to see what spring brings out! Keep up the good work John Whitehead
Thank you John. Hoping you dry out in the season ahead (and no comment on the elections – yike!) – MW
I’ve been half-ass gardening for 30 years. I moved to the Shippensburg PA area six years ago. I didn’t know i was moving to Death Valley. A ridge to the South falls the rain on the South side for the Adams County apple growers, but none for me. A ridge to the North blocks the rain from there & it falls on the undeserving, where it’s wasted. Again, none for me, but I’m not bitter. (the Hell I’m not). Right now, I’m thinking Buffalo. At least they get snow………….Yours, from the Appalachian Desert.
No you don’t sound bitter at all Karl. 🙂 Thanks for the perspective! – MW
I miss my Lovettsville garden, especially my Solomon Seal. It was the one plant my husband couldn’t kill (not that he was trying even though it seemed like it).
Thank you for sharing yours.
We’ve finally gotten rain here in Lansdowne the last 2 days. I’m hoping you got it there too!
We sure did. A miracle. I love Solomon’s Seal too. What a trooper. – MW
My properties rely on wells, so my motto is “survive or die'” I refuse to water not knowing what is going on 250 ft below us. Lol I have memories of you being flooded and your roads washed away. Hopefully better days ahead.
Feast or famine, eh? We’re on a well too, and my neighbor’s just dried up, so I simply can’t offer life support to a lot of things if the barrels run out and I don’t have time to schlep to the creek (which is so low it would be incredibly tedious). – MW
Marianne–Loved the tadpoles. I hate the water bill when it arrives but it’s nice to have irrigation for the lawns and gardens. Haven’t had to turn the system on all year till this past week and now we’re promised rain for this coming week which started tonight. Of course, it knocks out the golf but what you gain——etc. As the old timers would complain about the weather in my youth, “It must be that atomica bomb “.
I wonder if there are any tadpoles left at this point? The bigger they got, the easier they were to catch. – MW
Thanks for posting this. It has been a not fun gardening summer here in Haymarket but I at least am able to water as we are on a well system that allows that. My hydrangeas though! I have given up on keeping them watered and have focused on watering the woodland gardens so I at least have some happy plants to look at. I have watered myself out at this point though and am calling it quits. I’m hoping for some relief in the coming weeks. I’ve never been happier to see a summer’s end!
Hoping you got some of the rain we got last week Jeanann. It made a big difference between life and death here – perhaps even for the hydrangeas. There are just too many to water. – MW
“‘drought tolerant’ rarely means ‘gorgeous under stress’”….a delightful and exquisitely simple and true statement. I heartedly agree here in the dry season of Kansas. Great post and writing, Marianne!
Thank you! Yes, we often hear the two things used interchangeably, but they’re not. Sort of like “semi-evergreen”. Translation: It will technically keep a few leaves, but no one’s happy about it. – MW